We’ve pulled together our favorite dog mom quotes that will make your heart swell and your belly laugh. Dog moms all know that our fur-babies hold a special place in our hearts that no other living creature can fill. They’re the most loyal, loving, and understanding animals that often leave us preferring dogs over people. They’re our besties, our roommates, our therapist, our cuddle-buddy after a long day, a consistent source of laughter, and they’re just freakin’ awesome. 

If you’re looking for the perfect dog mom quote for your Instagram caption, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve also made these quotes easy for you to post to your Twitter account so you can share your dog mom love with your tribe!

Dogs are so weird. They’re just this little individual that lives in your house and you can’t speak to each other but you’re best friends.

Angels are often disguised as dogs.

You may have many best friends but your dog only has one.

Sometimes you just have to lay on the floor with your dog.

I prefer dogs over people.

I work hard so my dog can have better life.

Dogs welcome. People tolerated.

I can’t bring my dog I’m not going.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

I’d have a better chance of remembering your name if you were a dog.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Those who teach the most about humanity, aren’t always human.

I wish I could text my dog.

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them. And filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.

You know you’re a dog mom when you can’t go to the bathroom without an escort.

Sorry, I can’t tonight. My dog and I have plans.

If I trust you with my dog, I trust you with my life.

A house is not a home without a dog.

Love is…how excited your dog is when you get home.

There’s a 100% chance I’d rather be home with my dog.

It’s just a dog. First of all, that’s my child.

When I needed a hand, I found your paw.

Looking for the right person to raise my dog with.

A dog is one of the few things in life that is exactly what it seems.

Love is a four-legged word.

Life is too short to have just one dog.

The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

The more guys I meet the more I love my dog.

I wonder what my dog named me.

Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.

You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet.

My dog is my roommate.

I’m calling in sick today, I came down with puppy fever.

It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.

The best part of waking up is facelicks from your pup.

Dogs before dudes.

I would like all of the puppies please.

Interviewer: what skills do you have? Me: drinking wine and petting dogs

No one:
Me: here’s a picture of my dog in a sweater!

If being a crazy dog mom is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.